you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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