Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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