I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
