may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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