I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I think I won the penis lottery.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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