Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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