I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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