I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Randomize
