We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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