It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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