Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
