Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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