You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
He felt like a one man threesome
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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