So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
you win again, gameday.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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