pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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