u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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