haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
no you cant smoke seaweed
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
