I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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