spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You were trust falling into bushes
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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