I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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