it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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