We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Randomize
