her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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