I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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