Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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