For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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