He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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