I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
