What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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