Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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