speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I need a burrito and a hug.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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