White coat. Heels.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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