Your dad touched me again.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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