I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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