You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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