I hate all girls vehemently.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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