But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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