dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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