Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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