Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
...so i touched it.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
