so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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