Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Who died my cat blue again?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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