can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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