i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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