sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
she told me i tasted like america
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Randomize
