Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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