I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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