i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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