He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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