so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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