I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
