You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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