you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I can't trust your balls anymore.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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