The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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