i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
What drink are we having for lunch?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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