I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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